Best Transcription on TV EVER!

Sorry for all the hype. :)

I was watching the Patriots rout the Dolphins tonight at a local bar. During one of the commercials, I see the following transcribed on the closed captioning:

[Nerd group laughing.]

That has got to be the funniest one I have seen in quite some time! :)

Anyone else have any good ones? :)

Blessings
BL

Random Poetry

Cthulhu
Star Trek
Forgotten Realms
Gunslinger

Through cyclopean organs of sense
The Captain of the Starship Enterprise
Paraded through the Waterdhvian North Gate
"...there are other worlds than these," ringing ashamedly in his ears.

Visions of Deep Ones dancing under hematophilic skies
Firing all photon torpedoes at the Klingon Bird-of-Prey
While Elminster And Mr. Greenwood smoke their pipes and
The Lobstrosities asking for a palaver - Did-a-chick?

Nyrlothotep-worshipping Mi-go eldritch chant
"I'm a doctor, not an engineer."
Cyrus and Midnight feud while Kelemvor looks upward
The ka-tet seeks only the Dark Tower.

Music and LOTRO

Here is something wonderful!

I enjoy this very much!

http://wheelof.com/whitney/whitneyCarol.swf

Also...

While playing LOTRO as Toshia Sweetbrew, Shire Brewmaster (actually a mistress, thank you very much)...Grand Master Cook, Grand Master Farmer...I make a mean Winterberry Ale!

[Regional] Eolav: 'Middle Earth is a dangerous place for newcomers. You need POWERFUL FRIENDS We are a small, casual, newbie-friendly kin that you will enjoy as you adventure in this world. PM me for more info.'

My response:

You tell Eolav, 'Well said sir. :) I suggest Powerful Friends as a way to distinguish. No one likes yelling. ;)'

His response:

Eolav tells you, '??'
Eolav tells you, 'I am a Cappy, I yell a lot ... ;o)'

My response:

You tell Eolav, 'Well done then. :) Carry-on. ;)'

You tell Eolav, 'can I suggest though a period after the FRIENDS. :) take care!'

Bruce Lee

Below are two videos of Bruce Lee play ping pong and lighting matches...with ヌンチャク, aka Nunchaku, aka Nunchucks! Wow!

I have never seen these videos before today and I came across them while looking at an ad for an HTML/CSS Ninja.

Here they are:

Ping Pong:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CnpbvcJ204

Lighting matches:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-fZ6tJGJ6g

Full version (Nokia sponsered advertisement):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SncapPrTusA

If I had only kept up my training, I could light matches too! :)

Starcat's Exclamations

I enjoy all the weird exclamations that go on around here. Check some of them out:

#1:
As exclaimed by Starcat while looking at our online calendar:

"What?!? It's green!"

Our shared calendar is, of course, customizable, and she happened to be looking at my version. :)

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#2:
A few minutes later, she was trying to get a hopping spider off the table. Since it was pouring rain, she did not want to put it outside. After shaking it off the aluminum foil cover for the cinnamon chocolate chip muffins we made for a postponed camp/swimming celebration, she asked the spider where it was and then said excitedly "Oh, you're on the floor!"

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#3:
As Dryst slowly exits his room from goofing around with his friend while playing World at War on his XBox 360, he asks Starcat in a quiet voice, "Mom, what do I do when I get hit in the nuts with a ball?"

She exclaims, "How should I know? I'm a girl! Ask him," as she points in my direction.

Sometimes kids ask the right question to the wrong person.

Being a teenager can be hard...

"Oh My Noobtubing Nipples!" as exclaimed by Dryst, a 13 y.o. boy, while playing Search & Destroy in Modern Warfare 2 on his Xbox 360.

"Rage Quit!" said quietly, because his aunt was sleeping upstairs, and as I hear the light thud of a shirt thrown to the ground, as exclaimed by Dryst while playing Search & Destroy in Modern Warfare 2 on his Xbox 360. (1 hour later)

Who said being a teenager wasn't hard? :)

I Touch Myself

Here is a snippet of code I found that was so amazing, I had to share it.

This was my first thought when I saw it:

header("Location:../index.php"); = "I Touch Myself" - Chrissy Amphlett, The Divinyls, "Divinyls."


Here is the original code:



< ?php

/**
* index.php
*
* Copyright (c) 1999-2003 The SquirrelMail Project Team
* Licensed under the GNU GPL. For full terms see the file COPYING.
*
* This file simply takes any attempt to view source files and sends those
* people to the login screen. At this point no attempt is made to see if
* the person is logged or not.
*
* $Id: index.php,v 1.5 2002/12/31 12:49:33 kink Exp $
*/

header("Location:../index.php");

/* pretty impressive huh? */

?>